World Cup Update from the Trump Front
Always one to push the limits of his power, Donald Trump has just announced the arrest and imprisonment of Belgian soccer superstar Lukaku. Found among his luggage, claimed Kash Patel...
G-O-O-O-A-A-A-L!!!!
Watching the World Cup the other day, I winced as the American star was given what I believed to an overly harsh red card. Folarin Balogun was lost not only...
Trump’s Beautiful Qatari Jet
President JD Vance entered the solemn room, and spoke to the hastily gathered crowd. “Well, as you know, some of us had misgivings about that big Presidential jet that Qatar...
Help Wanted for Trump Inc: Hints for the Job Seeker
It’s the same job posting for every position that has ever existed in the complex organization known as Trump, Inc: Wanted. Yes men. No matter what the President does, no...
Trump, Iran, & The World Cup: Connecting the Dots
World Cup? People around the globe are obsessed with it, but many Americans just don’t understand why anyone would be interested in a foreign game involving a round ball that...
Teflon Don
This is not the first time I have written about one Donald John Trump finally going one step too far, finally treading past the line that would bring him down....
Anything Goes
I know exactly when the Strait of Hormuz will re-open and the war in Iran will end. No, I haven’t got a crystal ball. No, I haven’t time traveled to...
No Escaping Trump’s Urge for Revenge
“But Mr. President, if we couldn’t convict Comey of lying to Congress, do you really think this one will work?” “Of course, you idiot, we’ve got him dead to rights....
Vatican City Invaded
Breaking news: Noting that regime change was absolutely necessary, American forces have invaded Vatican City, captured the Pope, and moved him to a secret location. Commenting on this momentous venture,...
Donald Trump, Dunce
Let’s start with the undeniable fact that Donald J Trump is not very smart. Not only is his native IQ ridiculously low, but he is not very educated--correction, not very...
