Trump, UFC, and JFK
Something to look forward to: UFC fights on the White House lawn. OMG. I’ve come to live with the new ab-normal: Raids by heavily armed and masked ICE agents abducting...
The Art of Arm Twisting & Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill
Unnoticed by the mainstream media, Kruscontrol reports that those who will benefit most in the short term from the maneuvering around Trump’s big beautiful bill are DC-based orthopedists and physical...
Donald Trump, Obliterated
The Trumpster was so proud. Befitting his image as the ultimate deal broker, he was the finisher, the man who had come out on top. The sexiest and most powerful...
The KrusControl Trump Quiz
There are all sorts of questions that we all want Donald Trump to answer directly. But we know, however, that he is neither interested nor capable of providing a straight...
Go Team Go!
First I binged on the Olympics, and now I’ve just finished watching the Democratic National Convention. Both were really fun—full of gold medal performances and reasons for celebration. And as...
Israel & Its Enemies: Damned if You Don’t
October 7, 2023 was a very sad day. Forget that Israeli intelligence should have been aware of the treachery that Hamas was plotting. Forget that the Netanyahu government has provided...
Coup
The world looked on with great interest as Russian warlord Yevgeny Prigozhin ordered his troops to turn their weapons away from the enemy in Kyiv and aim them at the...
Slow News Day on the Trump Beat
News on the Donald Trump front has been sparse. He hasn’t raped or even attempted to rape any women lately. I guess that he hasn’t found anyone in recent times...
Nikki The First
I awoke this morning, began reading the news, and learned that the next President of the United States had announced HER candidacy. Let’s have it on record from the start:...
Eyes on the Skies
In recent times, sightings of extraterrestrial objects seem to have gone down, but sightings of three-school-bus-sized floating objects seem to have gone up. Apparently these days we feel more directly...