Teflon Don No More: A Donald Trump Fantasy
Everyone thought that he would never survive the Planet Hollywood “grab-em-by-the..” tape way back when it came out in 2016. They thought that people would have figured out that the...
Trump Takes the Stand
Now, sir, would you please place your hand on the bible and— Hey, is that one of my cool new bibles? I wouldn’t want to swear on some crappy hotel...
Trump, Guilty of Fraud? Impossible
There it was on CNN. Breaking news: Donald Trump is guilty of fraud. He is a cheat. A conniver. A liar. A scammer. A swindler. A trickster. A deceiver. An...
Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Trump’s Inner Thoughts
“You know, being President was so much easier than being a candidate again. When I was President, I’d get up at 10, watch a little Fox News to make me...
Trump’s Hidden Stash at Mar A Lago
Having sworn on the Bible to tell the truth, he said, very simply, “Mementos.” “So, sir, is that why you took those documents? Is that why they ended up in...
A Preview of 2023: Predictions and/or Wishes
Every year I sit down and read or watch some version of the Year in Review, whether from Dave Barry, CNN, or whomever. It’s valuable to look back and get...
Afternoon Tea at the White House
In breaking news, Donald Trump was released an hour ago from Walter Reed Medical Center. He could neither smile for the cameras nor make a statement since his jaw was...
Observations on the Three-Ring Circus That is Trump
The Trump experience really is like a three ring circus—acrobats, lion tamers, people swinging wildly on the flying trapeze, and all the grotesque curiosities of the freak show along the...
What Will It Take?
There’s spin, there’s spin taken to the nth degree, and then there’s this: According to Erin Perrine, the President’s Director of Communications, the fact that Donald Trump contracted COVID-19 and,...