Veep de Trump
“So I have thought very very long about who should be my Vice President, and I have considered many many candidates. I knew that my Vice President has to be...
Trump, Guilty of Fraud? Impossible
There it was on CNN. Breaking news: Donald Trump is guilty of fraud. He is a cheat. A conniver. A liar. A scammer. A swindler. A trickster. A deceiver. An...
Hunting Hunter (Biden)
“Sir, do you think that Donald Trump lied to steal the 2020 election?” “Who knows? Who cares? But what about that Hunter Biden—we should lock him up.” “Sir, should we...
Eyes on the Skies
In recent times, sightings of extraterrestrial objects seem to have gone down, but sightings of three-school-bus-sized floating objects seem to have gone up. Apparently these days we feel more directly...
A Preview of 2023: Predictions and/or Wishes
Every year I sit down and read or watch some version of the Year in Review, whether from Dave Barry, CNN, or whomever. It’s valuable to look back and get...
Good Bye Constitution, We Hardly Knew Ye…
Today was a great and historic day marked by the coronation of Donald the First, High Imperial Ruler of the nation once known as the United States of America. Having...
Holding Trump Accountable
Public accountability is a funny thing to measure. Just as he told us that his conversation with Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelensky was “perfect,” Donald Trump has once again reminded us...
Presidential Pardons, Trump-Style
Many of us would agree that Donald Trump has committed many unpardonable sins. Ah, but here is where the literal and figurative go in different directions. Article 2 of the...
What Will It Take?
There’s spin, there’s spin taken to the nth degree, and then there’s this: According to Erin Perrine, the President’s Director of Communications, the fact that Donald Trump contracted COVID-19 and,...
Watching the RNC: It Takes a Strong Stomach
I told myself that if I were going to go wire-to-wire with the Democratic National Convention, I would force myself to watch most or all of the Republican National Convention....