Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Coup
The world looked on with great interest as Russian warlord Yevgeny Prigozhin ordered his troops to turn their weapons away from the enemy in Kyiv and aim them at the...
Trump & Putin: A (Bizarre & Scary) Love Story
Is it possible that two political stories which are currently running in parallel might intersect with disastrous consequences? Both are stories of “great men,” powerful leaders who may have pushed...
Assassinating Putin–Impossible (?)
“Vladi, they’re killing our soldiers by the thousands. Morale is as low as it can possibly be. Men are deserting, and the ones who are staying behind are too dumb...
Finally Trump & DeSantis Agree on Something, And They’re Both Wrong
It should come as no surprise that Donald Trump believes that his friend Vladimir Putin did nothing wrong by inviting many thousands of young Russian men to pay a visit...
A Preview of 2023: Predictions and/or Wishes
Every year I sit down and read or watch some version of the Year in Review, whether from Dave Barry, CNN, or whomever. It’s valuable to look back and get...
Elections, Vaccines, and Presidents
Yesterday was a really important day--on two counts. First, the Electoral College (Biden’s safety school) met and cast its votes for Joseph Biden Jr to become the 46th President of...
Trump’s “Concession” Speech
“I must have won. I must have won. I’m a winner. How could a loser like Joe Biden come out ahead of me. Impossible. There was a record turnout. I...
Bye Bye Don
For four years of Trump, I held my nose. The stench was just that bad. For four days after the election, I held my breath. The suspense was just that...
Trump Can Get Away With Murder (Literally)
The other day, Donald J. Trump, the stable genius who lives in the White House, was reminded of a boast that he had made back in January of 2016. “I...