Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Trump’s Inner Thoughts
“You know, being President was so much easier than being a candidate again. When I was President, I’d get up at 10, watch a little Fox News to make me...
Hunting Hunter (Biden)
“Sir, do you think that Donald Trump lied to steal the 2020 election?” “Who knows? Who cares? But what about that Hunter Biden—we should lock him up.” “Sir, should we...
Donald Trump vs Democracy: And the Winner is…
When they sat down to write the Constitution, the founders of this nation were well aware of the anti-democratic tendencies of power-hungry leaders, and they set down a series of...
Thank You, Florida, for Reminding Us That Slavery Wasn’t That Bad (and Other Lies)
Outrageous and offensive positions emerge everyday from the depths of stupidity and insanity. Sometimes the source is one of the usual suspects—people like Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene never...
Assassinating Putin–Impossible (?)
“Vladi, they’re killing our soldiers by the thousands. Morale is as low as it can possibly be. Men are deserting, and the ones who are staying behind are too dumb...
A Bird-Brained Conspiracy Theory
Bird strikes on commercial airliners have dramatically increased in recent weeks, and nobody seems concerned. But not me. I have learned that radicalized cells of ravens have led a flock...
If Tucker Carlson is out, Who’s Next?
Once the first announcements came down, the dominos starting falling, the s__t hit the fan, and everything, yes everything, started sliding down the slippery slope. Monday morning, with my bowl...