Guess Who Won the Lottery?
Breaking news: Yesterday the value of the Saudi lottery reached an all-time high, 454 million dollars. People from Riyadh to Medina lined up at state lottery offices for their chance...
Super Tuesday?? Not Really
Super Tues, when 15 states hold their primary elections, is sometimes exciting—and sometimes not! File this one under NOT. Super Tuesday is only super when a number of Presidential contestants...
The Benefits of Being President
Teacher to fifth grader: So, Sammy, what do you want to be when you grow up? Sammy: I want to be President of the United States. Teacher: That’s a pretty...
The Only Route to a Permanent Peace in the Middle East
As troubling as the terrible events of October 7 were, I have been tremendously upset by the subsequent angry, partisan, and divisive statements made by students and faculty in colleges...
Women’s Soccer and The Kiss: Mountain or Molehill?
On August 20, Spain won the Women’s World Cup Soccer, and during the post-victory celebration Luis Rubiales, President of the Royal Spanish Football Association, planted a kiss on the lips...
Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Trump’s Inner Thoughts
“You know, being President was so much easier than being a candidate again. When I was President, I’d get up at 10, watch a little Fox News to make me...
Hunting Hunter (Biden)
“Sir, do you think that Donald Trump lied to steal the 2020 election?” “Who knows? Who cares? But what about that Hunter Biden—we should lock him up.” “Sir, should we...
Donald Trump vs Democracy: And the Winner is…
When they sat down to write the Constitution, the founders of this nation were well aware of the anti-democratic tendencies of power-hungry leaders, and they set down a series of...
Thank You, Florida, for Reminding Us That Slavery Wasn’t That Bad (and Other Lies)
Outrageous and offensive positions emerge everyday from the depths of stupidity and insanity. Sometimes the source is one of the usual suspects—people like Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene never...