Teflon Don No More: A Donald Trump Fantasy
Everyone thought that he would never survive the Planet Hollywood “grab-em-by-the..” tape way back when it came out in 2016. They thought that people would have figured out that the...
Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Nikki The First
I awoke this morning, began reading the news, and learned that the next President of the United States had announced HER candidacy. Let’s have it on record from the start:...
A New Day
It's Jan 20, 2021, 12:01 PM. I haven’t looked out the window, but I just know that the sun is shining--brightly. It was frigid out there just a few moments...
Observations on the Three-Ring Circus That is Trump
The Trump experience really is like a three ring circus—acrobats, lion tamers, people swinging wildly on the flying trapeze, and all the grotesque curiosities of the freak show along the...
Next in Line
“Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh, aa, aa, aa, yiiiiii, ooooowww, yiiiiiiii, aaaaaaahhhhhh.” The high decibel scream resonated through the White House at three in the morning, bringing the Secret Service, medical personnel, and family...
Watching the RNC: It Takes a Strong Stomach
I told myself that if I were going to go wire-to-wire with the Democratic National Convention, I would force myself to watch most or all of the Republican National Convention....
Donald & Vlad: Love Letters
Dear Vladi, Hoping your summer has been a good one. It’s a shame that this darned COVID hoax has kept us from our wonderful one-on-one sit-down conversations. I am writing...
Kamala Harris, Joe’s Veep
I would have preferred Val Demings. She’s a female of color, articulate, and experienced in Washington… alas, without much name recognition. Instead I got Kamala Harris—a female of color, articulate,...
The Imperial Presidency: Oxymoron or Reality?
Donald J Trump, Lord and Ruler of his Vast Domain, has declared that if he wants to do it, that’s what will be done. No matter what “it” is, “it”...