Wes Moore for President
WHO? Wes Moore? For President? Yes! Wes Moore!! But let’s take two steps back. Thurs night I had every expectation that Joe Biden would completely change things. The debate would...
And the Winner, by Knockout, Donald…
I’ve seen many one-sided losses in my time. My beloved Patriots once lost to the Dolphins 52-0, and the Red Sox lost a couple of years ago 28-5 to the...
Veep de Trump
“So I have thought very very long about who should be my Vice President, and I have considered many many candidates. I knew that my Vice President has to be...
Lock him Up! Lock him Up!
Guilty as sin. This describes Donald Trump. Not just for the who-cares act of hiding payment to Stormy Daniels, but for important things like trying to steal the election in...
A Very Innocent Man (No Longer)
I was in a local park yesterday practicing my pickleball serve when a guy on the adjacent basketball court looked at me and said, “Have you heard? The verdict is...
President Stephanopoulos
Every day I read stories about how Donald Trump is leading in key swing states, and I try to laugh them off as far-too-early predictions. Then I go to sleep...
Bits & Pieces
It would be funny if it weren’t sad but true: Civilians in Gaza are suffering, and the US has attempted to send shipments of aid to them regularly. A recent...
Trump Takes the Stand
Now, sir, would you please place your hand on the bible and— Hey, is that one of my cool new bibles? I wouldn’t want to swear on some crappy hotel...
Donald Trump, Superstar
Forget that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Forget that I lie on my taxes and in all my business transactions. Forget that I attempt to...
Guess Who Won the Lottery?
Breaking news: Yesterday the value of the Saudi lottery reached an all-time high, 454 million dollars. People from Riyadh to Medina lined up at state lottery offices for their chance...