Donald’s Inner Thoughts: Revenge Shall Be Mine
“I’ll admit it. It’s been a tough week. On the way down to Atlanta, they ran out of diet Coke on the jet—imagine that, on my own damn jet. Can’t...
Me, My Mask, and My Choice
I don’t want to come down with COVID! So I’ve stayed away from crowds, indoors and out, and I’ve been vigilant about keeping my distance from others, especially indoors, especially...
Trump’s “Concession” Speech
“I must have won. I must have won. I’m a winner. How could a loser like Joe Biden come out ahead of me. Impossible. There was a record turnout. I...
Donald & Vlad: Love Letters
Dear Vladi, Hoping your summer has been a good one. It’s a shame that this darned COVID hoax has kept us from our wonderful one-on-one sit-down conversations. I am writing...
Donald Trump Receives Word on the Vaccine that Will make COVID Disappear
Having knocked on the door, but reluctant to enter, the high level Presidential aide screwed up his courage and strode into the Oval Office. “Mr Trump, President, Sir, I’ve got...
Random Thoughts While Social Distancing
Without realizing it, this morning my wife and I turned our daily COVID-19 discussion into a Bud Abbott-Lou Costello routine. Our dialog went something to the effect of: She: WHO...
Hi, I’m Anthony Fauci
Hi, my name is Anthony Fauci. You’ve probably gotten used to seeing me on TV every day at those press conferences. You know, I’m 79 already and I probably should...