God Loses Patience with Trump
“So let me explain how things work up here. You see, with so many good people dying every year since I created the Universe, we’ve got lots and lots of...
Game 1: Pats Win 16-10. Game 2: Pats Win 16-10
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Desperately Seeking Justice
I find myself desperately seeking justice in this world, but no matter where I look there’s not much to be found. Being just a beginner at this justice thing, I...
They Beat the Bungling Bengals. Yes, but…
The score, 34-13, might indicate at quick glance that the Patriots put the lowly Bengals in their place, that the Pats finally played a dominating game. But it just ain’t...
Yes, the Patriots are Still Capable of Beating the Cincinnati Bengals
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Donald Trump: Innocent as the Day is Long
Just yesterday I watched a bit of the Republican response to the charges against Donald J. Trump, and it made me wish I had gone to law school. I am...
Pats Lose Again: Is There Hope Against the Chiefs or Ravens
The Patriots 23-16 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs was a strange, disjointed game, full of high’s and low’s, great plays and disastrous ones. At one point in the second...
Three Cheers for Nancy Pelosi: Let the Impeachment Begin
I wish I were as smart as Nancy Pelosi. And I wish my favorite Congressional representative weren’t about to celebrate her 80th birthday this March. And regardless, I wish she...
Pre-port: Pats Beat Chiefs 21-20 in Classic Cliffhanger
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Young Donald
Dear Mr. & Mrs. Trump, Here at Mrs. Cuthbert’s Elite School for Very Rich White Children, we endeavor every day to enlighten our dear little ones, trying to enrich their...