Trump, UFC, and JFK
Something to look forward to: UFC fights on the White House lawn. OMG. I’ve come to live with the new ab-normal: Raids by heavily armed and masked ICE agents abducting...
The Art of Arm Twisting & Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill
Unnoticed by the mainstream media, Kruscontrol reports that those who will benefit most in the short term from the maneuvering around Trump’s big beautiful bill are DC-based orthopedists and physical...
Donald Trump, Obliterated
The Trumpster was so proud. Befitting his image as the ultimate deal broker, he was the finisher, the man who had come out on top. The sexiest and most powerful...
Trump (Loudly) and Netanyahu (Quietly) Finish off Iran’s Atomic Bomb
As I write this, Donald Trump is huddling with his chief national security advisors, receiving wisdom from brilliant strategic minds such as Pete Hegseth and Kristi Noem. For heaven’s sake,...
You Know, This was Once a Nice Country
Hitler rounded up Jews—because they were Jews. Trump is rounding up Hispanics—because they are Hispanics. No, he isn’t sending them to the ovens, however much Stephen Miller might be advising...
Random Thoughts on These Sad Times
Does it bother you to know that you live in a country where masked men are roaming the streets in organized gangs rounding up kids and other innocent people, dragging...
Poor Donald Trump Can’t Sleep at Night
Unhinged. Psychotic. A maniac. If it were just an act, I could accept the overnight rantings of the President of the United States. But in the wee hours of the...
The Four Faces of Donald Trump
The administration of Donald Trump is wreaking havoc on America in so many different ways, and it’s hard to imagine that he could so successfully challenge the rule of law...
Trump Re-Opens Alcatraz
Having mastered time travel, Kruscontrol can now bring you the chronology of a critically important federal project, as reported by the NY Times on April 1, 2036. On May 4,...
Breaking News: Medical Tests Explain Trump’s Actions
The results of President Trump’s annual physical are in, and Teflon Don seems to be in overall good health. Below is the report of Dr. Nathan Fahrquhar, the President’s personal...