An Enthusiastic Endorsement, Sort of, Maybe
As I look around at the crumbling democracy that Trump hath wrought, I recall the joking statement that I and my friends have made over the years: Oh my God,...
Trump Can Get Away With Murder (Literally)
The other day, Donald J. Trump, the stable genius who lives in the White House, was reminded of a boast that he had made back in January of 2016. “I...
Mitt Romney, Hero!!
Mitt Romney, you’re my hero!! I never thought I’d say this, in fact I’ve said some not very favorable things about you in the past, but you’re my hero! Fifty...
The Impeachment Trial: So Laughable, It Makes One Sad
Up is down. Black is white. Left is right. If you try to live your life using even some small percentage of the gray matter in your brain, then recent...
Jimmy G Makes (Some) Super Bowl Wishes Come True
During this past NFL season I have posted a weekly pre-port, a full length story of a Patriots game written before the game was ever played as if I were...
Alan Dershowitz: Shame on You!
A couple of riddles (with a common theme): Question: What two things do Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Donald Trump have in common? Answer: 1) They are all despicable excuses...
Dangerous Dancing
Call it the Powerplay Polka, the Terrorist Tango, or maybe the Soleimani Samba. We’ve just witnessed a dance choreographed by two dictators, Donald Trump, supreme ruler of the U S...
What Do Trump and Wizard of Oz Scarecrow Have In Common?
In over his head. From the very beginning, when the megalomaniac real-estate-developer-turned-media-star announced his entry into national politics, people worried that this self-described smartest-person-on-the-planet didn’t have the intellect, no less...
Pats Lose: End of a Sad Season, Beginning of a Murky Future
Titans Tight End Anthony Firkser: Harvard Crimson, class of 2017 The Patriots’ 20-13 ouster from the NFL playoffs, at the hands of the Tennessee Titans, was a sad, but fitting,...
New Year, New Hero: Pats Pull Out Thrilling 24-23 Win
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...