Donald Trump, Unmasked
In a startling development, the Lone Ranger, a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, has announced that he will no longer wear a mask. Tonto, who was a backer of Bernie...
How Biden Becomes President: My Three-Part Strategy
I offer Joe Biden’s handlers a brilliant three-part strategy that will take the former Vice President directly to the Presidency this November. It’s as simple as it is effective. Part...
Craving a COVID Cocktail
Some people may prefer a vodka martini, but I want my COVID Cocktail. As each day passes and governments begin to talk about opening up, I ask myself, “Yes, it...
The True Story (My Story) about Bill Belichick and Tom Brady
Sports. There’s not much to report. Given the definition of news as “noteworthy information, especially about recent or important events,” these days the terms “sports” and “news” seem oxymoronic (or...
Quarantine fatigue or quarantine madness?
There’s a real difference between what some have called “quarantine fatigue” and what I would call quarantine madness. Yes, I can understand now why the dog gets so excited whenever...
Pandemic Thoughts
Ninety-five percent of my time is spent at home. No meetings to attend in Boston. No dinners out, nor any movies or shows. Not even the occasional trip to the...
Donald Trump, Medical Genius
Dr. Eugene Mc Dermott, Director of the American College of Cardiology, announced a major breakthrough today in the treatment of heart disease. The noted cardiac surgeon announced that he and...
King Donald the Fool
From the beginning of the Trump presidency, it always seemed as if every day brought the possibility that His Excellence would sink to new lows. And he never failed to...
More Quick Thoughts
Sitting at home for too long can addle the brain, I’ve determined. But I’ve also determined that not sitting at home can be dangerous to life and limb, so… I’m...
The Imperial Presidency: Oxymoron or Reality?
Donald J Trump, Lord and Ruler of his Vast Domain, has declared that if he wants to do it, that’s what will be done. No matter what “it” is, “it”...