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Public accountability is a funny thing to measure.
Just as he told us that his conversation with Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelensky was “perfect,” Donald Trump has once again reminded us that he said nothing inappropriate before the mob stormed the Capitol. The idea of invading the seat of US government—putting the life and safety of the Vice President and every Senator and Congressperson at risk—must have been something that those fine Patriots came up with completely on their own. The timing of his speech and their actions–wow, what an amazing coincidence!
It’s unlikely that there are enough people of principle in the Senate to convict him of high crimes and misdemeanors (at which point he will again proclaim his innocence and label the unsuccessful effort to impeach a witch hunt). So much for that route to accountability.
Accountability in form of reputation? Nah, It’s highly unlikely that he is worried about his reputation. The only person whose opinion matters, that of Donald J Trump, won’t be changed by any of the recent events. Don Jr and Eric and many many thousands of people with similar IQs will continue to adore their great leader. If all of this took a bite out of the Great One’s ego, it would be the equivalent of taking a chunk of Bill Gates’ wealth by raising the price of gas by two cents.
But thinking of Bill Gates reminds me that there could be accountability in terms of wallet. If there is one thing that comes close to upsetting Donald Trump, it’s losing money. So, Mr. President, I have decided to send you the bill for your recent escapades. You caused it all, you should pay for it. And you shouldn’t have any trouble covering the cost—just think of all the money you saved when you stiffed Rudy Giuliani last week. I wouldn’t trust a check from you in a million years, but American Express is accepted.
So, disregarding for the moment that the replacement value of US democracy is priceless, here’s my itemized list for items damaged or stolen.
- Rostrum used by Speaker Pelosi. The guy who took it hasn’t brought it back. $1,000.
- Pay and transportation costs for thousands and thousands of police and National Guard, plus installation of fencing, and purchase of ammunition. $72 million.
- American flags. Hundreds were defiled and damaged by the mob as they waved them wildly. $50, 000.
- Zip ties. The guy who brought them to incapacitate hostages said his were taken by the police. He wants them replaced–just in case he ever needs to use them again. On sale at proudboys.com for $85.
- Confederate flag. 24 cents.
- Fire extinguisher. The one thrown that killed the Capitol police officer was badly damaged. $100.
- Repair of broken glass. Hard to estimate, but I’m taking the figures from Kristallnacht and adjusting for inflation. Six million.
I do wonder what enthusiastic roll the man would have played in 3rd Reich. He fills the bill.