As I write this, Donald Trump is huddling with his chief national security advisors, receiving wisdom from brilliant strategic minds such as Pete Hegseth and Kristi Noem. For heaven’s sake,...
Hitler rounded up Jews—because they were Jews. Trump is rounding up Hispanics—because they are Hispanics. No, he isn’t sending them to the ovens, however much Stephen Miller might be advising...
Does it bother you to know that you live in a country where masked men are roaming the streets in organized gangs rounding up kids and other innocent people, dragging...
Unhinged. Psychotic. A maniac. If it were just an act, I could accept the overnight rantings of the President of the United States. But in the wee hours of the...
The administration of Donald Trump is wreaking havoc on America in so many different ways, and it’s hard to imagine that he could so successfully challenge the rule of law...
Having mastered time travel, Kruscontrol can now bring you the chronology of a critically important federal project, as reported by the NY Times on April 1, 2036. On May 4,...
The results of President Trump’s annual physical are in, and Teflon Don seems to be in overall good health. Below is the report of Dr. Nathan Fahrquhar, the President’s personal...
National Security 2—The number of times Pete Hegseth directly communicated information about top-secret military operations to colleagues, friends, and family using the far less than fully secure Signal app. 3—The...
In writing Kruscontrol, I usually try to keep things light. It’s fun to take sarcastic shots at the Idiot-in-Chief and to mock his foolishness. But there’s nothing funny about what’s...
Down in the lower level basement of the Pentagon is the one federal unit that does not fear being down-sized. The Department of Dastardly Deeds (DDD) is a semi-official think...
