Dominoes Toppled: Trump’s New World Order
The world order had been lined up for many years like dominoes, neatly but delicately stacked, resisting numerous events that threatened to make it all topple. Then Donald Trump and...
The Instructions Zelenskyy Was Supposed to Get on How to Act with Trump
“But I thought you were going to give President Zelenskyy the protocol instructions for his Trump meeting.” “No comrade, I thought you were going to give him the instructions so...
Let’s Make a Deal–for Ukraine
It’s as clear as day to the American public and the Western World that without any provocation Vladimir Putin ordered the brutal invasion of Ukraine by Russia. In retrospect, it...
An Unlikely Savior of Democracy: My Fantasy
Official Notice from the White House: Upon the President’s untimely death in this Year of Our Lord 2047, the United Staes officially declares a national holiday, June 6, to be...
The Riviera of the Middle East: A Madman’s Dream
Just went on hotels.com and booked my luxury accommodations at the Gaza Plaza. The Golda Meier suite was already taken, but I was able to get a gorgeous room with...
R. I. P.
On a clear and otherwise calm night, two flying objects that should never have had anything to do with one another collided, violently. The objects each plunged into the Potomac...
E Plurubus Trumpum
Reasoning that it made no sense to go small with ridiculous and outrageous changes, Donald Trump announced today that the Gulf of America would now separate two countries, the United...
The New Attorney General Will Be…
I open up my newsfeed today, and there it is: Matt Gaetz has withdrawn his name for Attorney General. It’s amazing what we’ll accept as small wins for democracy: That...
Trump & His Appointees: Truth Stranger than Fiction
Just happened to be checking the want ads in the Wall Street Journal under Employment, and saw the following. Wanted: Republicans who will do and say anything I ask them...
Sitting Shivah for Democracy
So for the past week I’ve been sitting shivah for democracy. It had a good long life, lasting for almost 250 years in America. Rest in Peace. Sad. Shocked. Depressed....