Poor Donald Trump Can’t Sleep at Night
Unhinged. Psychotic. A maniac. If it were just an act, I could accept the overnight rantings of the President of the United States. But in the wee hours of the...
The Four Faces of Donald Trump
The administration of Donald Trump is wreaking havoc on America in so many different ways, and it’s hard to imagine that he could so successfully challenge the rule of law...
Trump Re-Opens Alcatraz
Having mastered time travel, Kruscontrol can now bring you the chronology of a critically important federal project, as reported by the NY Times on April 1, 2036. On May 4,...
Breaking News: Medical Tests Explain Trump’s Actions
The results of President Trump’s annual physical are in, and Teflon Don seems to be in overall good health. Below is the report of Dr. Nathan Fahrquhar, the President’s personal...
The Trump Administration by the Numbers
National Security 2—The number of times Pete Hegseth directly communicated information about top-secret military operations to colleagues, friends, and family using the far less than fully secure Signal app. 3—The...
The Year? 2025 (or 1984)
In writing Kruscontrol, I usually try to keep things light. It’s fun to take sarcastic shots at the Idiot-in-Chief and to mock his foolishness. But there’s nothing funny about what’s...
Trump’s Department of Dastardly Deeds: Every Fascist’s Dream
Down in the lower level basement of the Pentagon is the one federal unit that does not fear being down-sized. The Department of Dastardly Deeds (DDD) is a semi-official think...
Greenland, You’re Mine
“But, sir, the people of Greenland don’t want to be part of the United States,” said the reporter. “That’s not my concern,” said the President, “I only care what I...
Trump I vs Trump II–The Sequel is Scarier
It is Jan 2017, and much to his surprise, Donald Trump has been elected President and now occupies the position described as the most powerful in the world. “OMG,” says...
The Imperial Presidency vs The Court
When Donald Trump gave his State of the Union Address recently, one of the commentators naively noted that it was an unorthodox speech in that the President did not lay...