The Debate: Biden vs Trump, Round 1
“Joe, we all know that people think you’re too old to get your facts straight, so we’re gonna prep you really hard for the debate this week to show people...
Veep de Trump
“So I have thought very very long about who should be my Vice President, and I have considered many many candidates. I knew that my Vice President has to be...
Lock him Up! Lock him Up!
Guilty as sin. This describes Donald Trump. Not just for the who-cares act of hiding payment to Stormy Daniels, but for important things like trying to steal the election in...
A Very Innocent Man (No Longer)
I was in a local park yesterday practicing my pickleball serve when a guy on the adjacent basketball court looked at me and said, “Have you heard? The verdict is...
President Stephanopoulos
Every day I read stories about how Donald Trump is leading in key swing states, and I try to laugh them off as far-too-early predictions. Then I go to sleep...
Bits & Pieces
It would be funny if it weren’t sad but true: Civilians in Gaza are suffering, and the US has attempted to send shipments of aid to them regularly. A recent...
Trump Takes the Stand
Now, sir, would you please place your hand on the bible and— Hey, is that one of my cool new bibles? I wouldn’t want to swear on some crappy hotel...
Donald Trump, Superstar
Forget that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Forget that I lie on my taxes and in all my business transactions. Forget that I attempt to...
By the Way, Who Won the 2020 Election?
Every day I wake up believing that the reports of polls showing Trump leading Biden are simply untrue, that they are—to coin a phrase—fake news. I just cannot accept that...
Guess Who Won the Lottery?
Breaking news: Yesterday the value of the Saudi lottery reached an all-time high, 454 million dollars. People from Riyadh to Medina lined up at state lottery offices for their chance...