Young Donald
Dear Mr. & Mrs. Trump, Here at Mrs. Cuthbert’s Elite School for Very Rich White Children, we endeavor every day to enlighten our dear little ones, trying to enrich their...
Patriots Ship Sunk, 28-22, by Texans
The Patriots were manhandled last night by the Houston Texans, not only out-played, but, astoundingly, out-coached. The score, 28-22, makes the contest sound almost respectable, but most of the Pats...
Pre-port: Pats Pull off Miraculous Win over the Texans: Is it Luck or is it…?
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Hail to the Denier-in-Chief
Donald Trump gets his hand in the cookie jar a lot. First, we had the I-didn’t-pay-off that-woman-I-had-sex-with cookie jar, followed by the I-didn’t-collude-with-Russia cookie jar, and now the I-didn’t-shake-down-Ukraine cookie...
Patriots Weather the Storm (Cowboys Don’t)
Ugly, ugly, ugly. The rain, the wind, the offense—all ugly. But still, it was a 10-6 win for the Patriots over the only thing uglier than the elements, the Dallas...
Pre-port: Patriots Ride Over Cowboys in Old-Fashioned Shootout
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Donald Trump & Joe McCarthy: Two of a Kind
When I was just a kid and I walked home from school for lunch, my mother always had the TV on. For the most part, the television fare involved a...
It Wasn’t A Masterpiece, but It Was a Win
https://flic.kr/p/ghxmHk It's almost a smile... The Patriots 17-10 win over the Eagles wasn’t exactly the Mona Lisa of victories. Not very artistic. Definitely not a masterpiece. But escaping Philadelphia with...
This Week’s Pre-port
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Who Can Be President? Anyone, Apparently
If Trump can be President, almost any idiot can say, “Why not me?”