Alan Dershowitz: Shame on You!
A couple of riddles (with a common theme): Question: What two things do Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Donald Trump have in common? Answer: 1) They are all despicable excuses...
Dangerous Dancing
Call it the Powerplay Polka, the Terrorist Tango, or maybe the Soleimani Samba. We’ve just witnessed a dance choreographed by two dictators, Donald Trump, supreme ruler of the U S...
What Do Trump and Wizard of Oz Scarecrow Have In Common?
In over his head. From the very beginning, when the megalomaniac real-estate-developer-turned-media-star announced his entry into national politics, people worried that this self-described smartest-person-on-the-planet didn’t have the intellect, no less...
Pats Lose: End of a Sad Season, Beginning of a Murky Future
Titans Tight End Anthony Firkser: Harvard Crimson, class of 2017 The Patriots’ 20-13 ouster from the NFL playoffs, at the hands of the Tennessee Titans, was a sad, but fitting,...
New Year, New Hero: Pats Pull Out Thrilling 24-23 Win
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Pats Lose the Game, I Lose All Hope
After sidestepping disaster for so long, the Patriots regular season ended with a gigantic thud, as they lost to the lowly Dolphins 27-24. The saddest part of it is that...
Random Thoughts from 2019
Here and there and now and then, all sorts of thoughts about our current political dilemmas pop into my head, and I say, “That would make a good topic to...
Pre-port: Pats Win 24-6 on a Great Day for Ducks (but not Dolphins)
Every Wednesday during the NFL season, Kru’s Control will offer readers a pre-port. A pre-port is a first cousin to a pre-diction, but it’s not just a guess about the...
Patriots Actually Look Good, for a Change, in Defeating Bills
Yesterday’s 24-17 Patriots win over the Bills was pleasantly different from so many of their games this season, but it was also reminiscent of the Patriots we have come to...
God Loses Patience with Trump
“So let me explain how things work up here. You see, with so many good people dying every year since I created the Universe, we’ve got lots and lots of...