Trump’s Department of Dastardly Deeds: Every Fascist’s Dream
Down in the lower level basement of the Pentagon is the one federal unit that does not fear being down-sized. The Department of Dastardly Deeds (DDD) is a semi-official think...
Greenland, You’re Mine
“But, sir, the people of Greenland don’t want to be part of the United States,” said the reporter. “That’s not my concern,” said the President, “I only care what I...
Trump I vs Trump II–The Sequel is Scarier
It is Jan 2017, and much to his surprise, Donald Trump has been elected President and now occupies the position described as the most powerful in the world. “OMG,” says...
The Imperial Presidency vs The Court
When Donald Trump gave his State of the Union Address recently, one of the commentators naively noted that it was an unorthodox speech in that the President did not lay...
Dominoes Toppled: Trump’s New World Order
The world order had been lined up for many years like dominoes, neatly but delicately stacked, resisting numerous events that threatened to make it all topple. Then Donald Trump and...
The Instructions Zelenskyy Was Supposed to Get on How to Act with Trump
“But I thought you were going to give President Zelenskyy the protocol instructions for his Trump meeting.” “No comrade, I thought you were going to give him the instructions so...
Let’s Make a Deal–for Ukraine
It’s as clear as day to the American public and the Western World that without any provocation Vladimir Putin ordered the brutal invasion of Ukraine by Russia. In retrospect, it...
An Unlikely Savior of Democracy: My Fantasy
Official Notice from the White House: Upon the President’s untimely death in this Year of Our Lord 2047, the United Staes officially declares a national holiday, June 6, to be...
The Riviera of the Middle East: A Madman’s Dream
Just went on hotels.com and booked my luxury accommodations at the Gaza Plaza. The Golda Meier suite was already taken, but I was able to get a gorgeous room with...
R. I. P.
On a clear and otherwise calm night, two flying objects that should never have had anything to do with one another collided, violently. The objects each plunged into the Potomac...